Leonard Hatred 9:47 Thu Oct 17
Massive swollen bollocks
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Read this article.
And have a look at the pictures
😮😮😮😮😮😮
https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/mans-scrotum-swells-to-below-his-knees-after-not-seeking-medical-help-for-three-decades/
FMOB
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zebthecat
6:51 Sat Oct 19
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Sums up today's performance nicely
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yngwies Cat
6:43 Sat Oct 19
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I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we have such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail
Crabs
Crayfish
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stewey
10:48 Sat Oct 19
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Ooooo look at me billy big bollocks
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mashed in maryland
10:30 Sat Oct 19
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"Come on be honest haven't we all at some point in our lives wanted to walk into a packed pub and shout Iv'e got the biggest balls in town."
No.
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VirginiaHam
3:14 Sat Oct 19
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A dorsal slit procedure sounds horrific.
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BRANDED
1:51 Sat Oct 19
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It’s a right load of bollocks to be fair
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jakehammer
12:48 Sat Oct 19
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iknow i shouldn't, but the comments on this thread has had me giggling like a bloody schoolgirl.
Ha Ha, thanks lads.
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Northern Sold
11:40 Fri Oct 18
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the ol' Tennis boys on here (Sven, Gary and co)... will be all over this like a rash..
BENT !!
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Jim79
11:09 Fri Oct 18
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That reminds me of the South Park episode where Randy deliberately microwaves his nuts to get testicular cancer so he can legitimately get medicinal weed and spends the rest of the time using his gonads as a space hopper
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HairyHammer
6:11 Fri Oct 18
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Nurse Ratched 1.15
Women are always moaning about us men having it easy not getting periods or having 9 months of great hardship only to lead up to an even worse hell which is that of giving birth, well imagine having those big balls dangling down in front of your pelvic area, not so easy eh.
Yep its tough being a bloke you lot don't even know how painful penis envy is either, yea we laugh and joke but inside were broke.
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Sydney_Iron
4:32 Fri Oct 18
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I thought this was maybe a thread at BFS, then i opened it!!!
And it was...............
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Crassus
2:59 Fri Oct 18
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Thanks Len but I will decline the invite to open that link
Tad close to home
I had a close call, bollock ache, blood and bullets and peeing thimble fulls every 20 minutes, bollock swelling and delerium in the space of a week
Transpires it was sepsis and subsequent sepsis shock, four hours from curtains and thick end of a week to get me out of sepsis shock let alone the rest
No fun in being wired up like a spaniel outside the local One Stop for a week apart from claiming and having it confirmed by the nurses that you possess the biggest bollocks this side of Somalia
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bloodclot
1:47 Fri Oct 18
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https://www.howardstern.com/news/2014/3/15/rip-wesley-big-ball-warren/
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Nurse Ratched
1:15 Fri Oct 18
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Tch. Just an excuse to manspread on the train.
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Bungo
12:49 Fri Oct 18
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Imagine trying to scratch those too. Could take hours.
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HairyHammer
11:54 Thu Oct 17
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Bungo
I don't know, women love a pillow, although those balls would easily take 2 bottles of fabreze in order to stop the smell.
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Bungo
11:37 Thu Oct 17
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Not much point having massive balls if your cock has completely disappeared.
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HairyHammer
11:35 Thu Oct 17
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You know when you make a silly joke without seeing the picture, I just did that, well my joke does not do them balls justice, OUCH !!! though.
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HairyHammer
11:31 Thu Oct 17
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Come on be honest haven't we all at some point in our lives wanted to walk into a packed pub and shout Iv'e got the biggest balls in town.
That bloke would get no come backs if he did it, cos he literally does have the biggest balls in town.
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Bungo
11:31 Thu Oct 17
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Muse should use this as a title for a follow-up to Supermassive Black Hole.
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